'Season 46: A year of intrigue.. and perhaps a Robert Wicken

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kyle larson- one billion
lando norris- im da big man in da office
lewis hamilyton- what are you talking about
lando nortis- no idea but im tryna get some action
lewis hamilton- tryna get action bruce willis
lando norris- that is eggactomundo what i am saying
lewis hamilton/ vro if u taliking crazzy eggazctomundo imma crack u
kyle larson- talking dat smack u gonna get hit mike tyson
ryan blaney (running into the room sweating)- i be so tired
kyle larson- well get ryan cause moneybag yo im crossing da line today
ryan blaney- moneybag yo im crossing da line today talladega
paul menard - well well weell its for real cause ryan won at dega
kyle larson- paul i got endurance like da coca cola 600
paul menard- ok now this is epic
kyle larson- dont text and drive cause if u do w u wl die
paul menard- check it imma protect my life like da crown jewels
lewis hamilton- u royal like da crown jewels kansas city
paul menard- thanks lewis check it im also ready for action
kyle larson- in what way Paul, that seems to be gibberish
paul menard- ok fine as u say kyle
Kyle Larson- feeling like Joe Camel because I want to hump
Paul Menard- feeling like the Rick Mears joe camel cause its hump day
Kyle Larson- assuming u meant Bump Day which is cllose enough
Paul Menard- you get it Kyle Bump Day cause its Rick Mears
Kyle Larson- Tthe gist of it makes sense because hump and bump
Lewis Hamilton - I want to sit in this cjhair you feel Joey
Joey Logano- Yeah I got you Lewis but be careful sit too long you die
Lewis Hamilton- that is not exactly how sitting works
Kyle Larson- What a great night to relax with the boys
Ryan Blaney- Lets get it popping for real champagne fifty cent
Kyle Larson- Ryan interesting idea but i do not drink the alcohol
Ryan Blaney- its really not that hard Kyle you lift up the bottle ans sip
Lewis Hamilton- Sho saw that episode of community on netflix it was ok
Ryan Blaney- I seen all of the community episodes so wich one exactly ar
Lewis Hamilton- The One with Troy and Abed in the mooorning
Ryan Blaney- Troy annnnnd Abed in the morning
Johnathan Porter- heheheheh
Ryan Blaney- What's so funny Johnathan
Johnathan Porter- Thinking about this song i wroye about Community
Ryan Blaney - Come on you gotta tell us the lrics
Johnathan Porter- No sheets on top Abed and then I be there in
Kyle Larson- thennn I be there in da morninnnng
Lewis Hamilton- Troyyyyy Barnnesss
Johnathan Porter- Damn that song is such a banger
Kyle Larson- I be there in da morningggg Troooyyy Barneesssss
Lewis Hamilton- not sure what to say other than wow
Kyle Larson- Understood Lewis hang with us you can hear good tune
Ryan Blaney- Who had fun in the race today
Johnathan Porter- It was not a great race mid pack the whole time
Kyle Larson- Boy you were midpack like gum in baseball cards
Johnathan Potrter- Thats right be careful or imma start poppin
George Russell- you got jokes Johnny but
Johnathan Porter- Damn right i got jokes like an expanded card dwck
George Russell- Let me finish like da Finish Line
Johntathan Porter - I respect that but no sneakin like some kicks
George Tussell- Boy imma finnish like Valtteri
Valtteri Bottas- we are all friends here and team mates no dissin
Ryan Blaney- It's ok Valtteri he not slimin' your name
Valtteri Bottas- he knocking my name like a chair pulled out too far
Ruan Blaney- not sure how to respond
Johnathan Porter- hm
Kyle Larson- My race was not great Ruan got me in qualfying
Scott Dixon- To be fair Kyle the Mazda chassis has been off all year
Kyle Larson- for real we have been so slow sooo slow on streets
Johnathan Porter- You been Street Shit huh
Kyle Laron- Yeah John i guess our car is like your song
Scott Dixon- Bluefance baby yoiiioght ha ha it never gets old
Johnathan Porter- Really suprised you listen to my music Scott
Scott Dixon- In New Zealand we got likw nothing to listen to
Kyle Larson- For real either listen to the digerdoo or you got nothing
Scott Dixon- It's actually mostly K Pop because we are close to Japan
Ryan Blaney- Totally did not peg you as a K Pop guy Scott
Scott Dicxon- Well I'm not thats why i listen to John's music
Johnathan Porter- Feel you friend
Ruan Blaney - Aww look at these two
Scott Dixon- I thought today was gonna be a better race honestly
Kyle Larson- If you watch the TV clips it was but it was all up front
Ryan Blaney- Yeah Charles and Joey and Pierre were mnose to tail
Kyle Larson - Like all race basically but it was just them and Lewis
ERyan Blaney- Thats how it went
Johnathan Porter- Yeah yeah
Lewis Hamilton- You're damn right I was up front
Ruan Blaney- I was happy to see it Lewis McLaren is so bad aon
Lewis Hamilton - On the syreets yeah
Lando MNorris - We got the best chassis of thhe low drag cars
Kyle Larson- Which means nothing because low drag is disadvantaged
Lando Norris- Pretty much everywhere except Michigan yeah
Ryan Blaney- Its tough but thats how this aero package rides
Lewis Hamilton- Yarb
Ruan Blaney- What
Lewis Hamilton- Oj just clearing my throat
Scott Dixon- Speaking of the human boddyyy
Kyle Larson- That is such a bold yransition Scott
Scott Dixon- Has anyone thought about getting that Lasik surgery
Joey Logano- Totally Scott my vision is terrible
Kyle Larson- I'm not trying to get cut by no laser
Scott Dixon- Hear you Joey and Kyle it's not supposed to hurt
Kyle Larson- Neither is dating
Ruan Blaney-- Ooooh burn on yourself Kyle
Johnathan Porter- For real gfor real
Kyle Larson - Burn you like a Minecraft tor hch if you keep yappin'
Ruan Blaney- Someone is saltier than the Red Sea he he he
Kyle Larson- I'm not salty im just tired of being alive
Charles Leclerc- Promise you i better be far away if tou pull a Dale
Johnathan Poerter- Ayyyy Charles
Charlse Leclerc- Whazzzz poppin
Joey Logano- Congats Charles its been so long for you
Kyle Larson- You da big winner Ricky Bobby
Charles Leclerc - Victory lane was lit today i midsed being a winner
George Russell- I couldn't believe gou held off Pierre at the end there
Charles Leclerc- Ask Rob in the Nissan chassis I'd win the championship
Johnathan Porter- If you say so
Kyle Larson- Ferrari and Nissan are bassically the same car Charles
Charles Leclerc- Yeah but the aren't that's the difference
Ruan Blaney- It's such a small difference and you know it Charles
George Tussell- Chop chop like mutton
Kyle Larson- No one born outside the Thames river knows what that is
Johnathan GeoPorter- I got you George chop chop Imma get porkin
George Russell- Swear we got a mind link or somethin'
Johnathan Porter- Kachow
Kyle Larson - Do you have tourettes
JohnathanPorter- No but i be on tour though
Ruan Blaney- Ha ha techincally we are all on tour
Johnathan Porter- I be on two tours music and racing
Scott Dicxon- Two coccs baby
George Russell- Scott
Scott Dixon- Yeah George
Georhe Russell- I love your energy honestly
Johnathan Porter- This boy like ACDC
Scott Dixon- John I am 20 years older than you
Johnathan Porter - Age is jusy a number
Kyle Larson- Lemme guess your number is 100
Johnathan Porter- Doing ding ding Blueface baby yoght
Ruan Blaney - Who's seen The Mateix with Keanu Reeves
Scott Dixon - I seen that but it's been a long time
George Rusell- Didn't this Keanu Reeves kill himself
Ryan Blaney- i don't think so
Scott Doxon- You got the guy confused George
Kyle Larson- ehat is the sectet
Ruan Blaney- What do you mean
Kyle Larson- the secret to my confonement in singular human form
Johnathan Porter- Damnn that be heavy like my dack
Kurt Busch- Whoever knows isn't telling us Kyle
Kylson Larson- not sure how much longer i can take it Kurt
Kurt Busch- Wjhy your life is awesome you afe a professiomal 'lete
Ruan Blaney- 'lete ha ha
Kyle Larson- What life
Lando Norris - Imma dip like a tostito later
Scott Dixon- Layer Lando
Johnathan Porter- Layer like layer
Scott Dixon- Yeah layer lake layer
Johnathan Porter- Grick ha ha layer instead of later cause he talking
Ryan Blaney- Cause yeah he talkin b'bout chips
Scott Dixon- Blah blah blah
Ryan Blaney- Blah blah blah
Lewis Hamilton- This gone downhill like alpine skiing
Scott Dixon- This convo crawlin' like a hermit crab